| Batters | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Pos | Player | Batting WAR | |
| 2B | Lan-quing Pogrebitsky | -2.04 | |
| SS | Ndòni Brownell | -0.78 | |
| 2B | Rajkumar Ironsplitter | -0.56 | |
| RF | May Moss | -0.36 | |
| 1B | Atiya Hadda | -0.17 | |
| P | Trubgug Toepunisher | -0.16 | |
| P | Balik Karsson | -0.08 | |
| C | Rabur Biggins-Bunce | -0.08 | |
| C | Jeannot Andreiko | -0.03 | |
| P | Marçal Ivatt | -0.00 | |
| P | Drogo Doolin | 0.00 | |
| P | Noisur Farren | 0.00 | |
| P | Antero Passgard | 0.00 | |
| P | Aubaudameira Kraok | 0.00 | |
| P | Griffo Baggins | 0.00 | |
| P | Velethuil Galawyn | 0.00 | |
| P | Tughnab Kidneyslammer | 0.00 | |
| P | Por the Crusher | 0.00 | |
| P | Zelphar Melruth | 0.01 | |
| 1B | Cara the Slave | 0.03 | |
| SS | Zulgob the Render | 0.05 | |
| P | Llamryl Tindomieon | 0.12 | |
| 1B | Isengar Marblerage | 0.26 | |
| 3B | Golloron Glil-Garil | 0.53 | |
| SS | Amaranthae Ithruen | 0.76 | |
| 1B | Till Gardener | 0.77 | |
| C | Vespasiano Andreou | 1.40 | |
| C | Kalimac Gwill | 1.44 | |
| LF | Ghugzub Propwarrior | 1.52 | |
| CF | Jedrik Zacagnini | 1.71 | |
| LF | Togo Bracegirdle | 2.18 | |
| 3B | Masamichi Queen | 2.43 | |
| 1B | Trabmak Dwarftopper | 3.98 | |
| RF | Ruzdreg Bonedragger | 5.38 | |
| Pitchers | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Pos | Player | Pitching WAR | |
| CL | Korlag Nosehammer | -0.99 | |
| SP | Drogo Doolin | -0.82 | |
| SP | Vrtanes Boisson | -0.19 | |
| SP | Izaak Bryja | -0.16 | |
| SP | Tughnab Kidneyslammer | -0.13 | |
| RP | Denaigol Gandillas | -0.07 | |
| RP | Smung Toothbelly | -0.04 | |
| RP | Regina Sackville | 0.01 | |
| RP | Bowman Black | 0.11 | |
| RP | Antero Passgard | 0.13 | |
| SP | Griffo Baggins | 0.26 | |
| RP | Aubaudameira Kraok | 0.49 | |
| RP | Trubgug Toepunisher | 0.78 | |
| RP | Noisur Farren | 0.78 | |
| SP | Zelphar Melruth | 0.83 | |
| SP | Balik Karsson | 1.18 | |
| RP | Velethuil Galawyn | 1.26 | |
| SP | Marçal Ivatt | 2.91 | |
| SP | Por the Crusher | 3.68 | |
| SP | Llamryl Tindomieon | 3.94 | |