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| Name | Occupation | Age | Exp | Salary | Years Left | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jack Funclown | General Manager | 95 | 81 | $180,000 | 10 | |
| Johnny Alpha | Assistant GM | 59 | 11 | $315,000 | 2 | |
| Jimmy Williamson | Manager | 62 | 25 | $999,000 | 1 | |
| Donnie Kirschenmann | Bench Coach | 52 | 16 | $365,000 | 2 | |
| Ezra Pontow | Pitching Coach | 48 | 15 | $950,000 | 2 | |
| Zander Rensberger | Hitting Coach | 51 | 21 | $570,000 | 2 | |
| Pat Bell | Scouting Director | 61 | 31 | $700,000 | 3 | |
| Matt Fairchild | Team Trainer | 59 | 27 | $285,000 | 3 | |
| Dakota Sarkies | 1B Coach | 47 | 12 | $75,000 | 2 | |
| Derrick Walton | 3B Coach | 54 | 22 | $225,000 | 3 |
